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Your Treasure Chest

Every head on a stick in this chest is hand-printed, weather-proofed, and ready to ship with the tide. Review your crew, then let’s set sail.

The hold

The Crew You’ve Gathered

★ Hand-checked
by the captain

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Checkout runs on encrypted seas — your card details never touch our deck.

Crew
Pledge

Round out the crew

Bigger crews get bigger laughs — and bigger discounts.

Our crew replies within one tide cycle (usually under 2 hours).

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Every head is cut and checked by our own crew — never outsourced.

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48-hour print turnaround, tracked from dock to doorstep.

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Rated 4.9/5 across birthdays, graduations, and fan sections.

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Recyclable foam board, non-toxic inks, reusable sticks.

Ship’s log

Before you set sail, here’s what most crews ask.

How fast do heads ship?
Orders print within 48 hours and ship tracked. Rush printing is available at checkout if your party’s on the horizon.
What photo works best?
Clear, front-facing, well-lit photos with the whole head in frame. We’ll auto-trim the background — no green screen needed.
Are they reusable?
Absolutely. Foam board holds up across multiple parties, tailgates, and graduations. Just store ‘em flat below deck.
Can I order a whole team at once?
Yes — bulk orders unlock automatic discounts. The bigger your crew, the better your rate.